Hunky god

Junior Ainsworth is a hunky god. He has an 8 pack, a massive 8.5 inch cock, he’s 6’2 and he knows how to treat the ladies well.

Samantha Thompson (kalebs fit mum) has the tightest pussy and the fattest ass on the planet. One day I will fuck her. One day.

Samantha wants juniors cock cuz he’s a hunky god

by Joe mama gay Ni🅱️🅱️a August 19, 2021

God dildo

Our sweet bierbuik lord and saviour, loves drinking all the time and roeping KUT(retired trash brid btw, we ns @ easts)
sincerely, paggaslager21

Hey god dildo! KUT KIND

by paggaslager21 September 01, 2018

on god no crosses count

Middle School logic is that you can lie about stuff on god if you cross your fingers. So they decided to come up with "on god no crosses count"

Middle-Schooler 1: Dude did you tell my crush I like her?!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!

by Bailedx March 22, 2024

Food Of Gods

It’s widely know that cookie and cream ice cream is the best food henceforth it’s title as “Food Of Gods”

You all are wrong! Clearly cookie and cream ice cream is the Food Of Gods!

by LazerSlayer October 12, 2021

God told me to do it

I HAVE to do it guys!

Hym "God told me! God told me to do it I just, I don't know, I just have to do it, right?"

by Hym Iam August 18, 2024

Global God

One who has mastered online low-stakes NL hold 'em in his/her first week of play. Named after the 2-time amateur chuddles who binked his way to four WSOP bracelets within his 7 days as an amateur.

He jams seven-deuce off-suite and gets the bink! An official Global God!

If you guys need me, I'll be in the Global God's chat room.

by J.J. Binks June 29, 2018

port god

a kid who is grunge or DIY. the "port" comes from the assumption that these kids smoke Newport cigarettes although they rarely do and tend to prefer Parliaments or Marlboro Reds, if any at all.

That Mac Demarco is such a port god.

by Marl Marx April 25, 2017