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tits on a platter

Also know as tits on a board or TOP. It is a situation where a woman wears a corset or bodice that results in her boobs being practically up to her neck. This is most commonly seen in the Ren Fair, Medival Reenactment, and Anime/Comic conventions. It can also be seen on Halloween and amongst the Goth subculture.
The women that usually have this happen are very busty.
Woman 1: I suffer for TOP
Woman 2: What is that?

Woman 1: Tits on a platter. I wear a corset and it looks like I have a plate sitting under my boobs.
by SquirrelQueen May 26, 2016
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Jenny Tits McGee

A woman who's tits are perfect and round.
Mrs Lawrence: I love Jenny Tits McGee her tits are so nice
by bald freddie mercury December 1, 2023
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lying tit

1. An insult received when one is being a douchebag or has been caught confabulating.

2. the flattened shape natural male or female breasts make when their owner is lying on their back
"You've been cheating on me this whole time...you lying tit!"

"Wow, I was a double D but now that I'm lying down, I'm like an A minus!"

"No worries, that's just your lying tits"
by sheenaleena February 6, 2010
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One (1) tit pic

A newd pic bearing a single breast complete with areola & nipple.

Any nood digital image, picture, photograh, or anime drawing with a lone specification, in this case the number of breasticles—1. That stipulation must be followed by the sender to qualify as a one (1) tit pic.

Compare to side bewb, under būb, wet t-shirt, nipping out (cut glass), double boubble (no cut), cleavage, mounds, pearl necklace, etc.
Devin Eugene MacKingman III: "Hey @snapchatscreenname, can I see your girls like totally topless?"
@snapchatscreenname: "Sorry Devin but the answer is NO. I have a boyfriend now. You'll have to sign up for my premium for that level of interaction!"
Devin Eugene Mackingman III: "Bummer babe. Ok I'll settle for a one (1) tit pic then 😭
@snapchatscreenname: "Ugh. Fine. If you'll STFU then, Devin.. "
by bowlgod December 24, 2020
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jesus tits and a half

Meaning holy shit or oh my gosh but at a whole new extreme
Jesus tits and a half you neeed to settle that skanktron down
by joshyboi November 16, 2013
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Get your tits up

The female equivalent of “Grow a pair”. First seen in the movie Bad Moms.
by Bdh1113 January 11, 2021
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tweez my tits

oh fuck! this feels so good. tweez my tits now
by jben20852@gmail.com December 3, 2016
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