by Hunterisasimp April 7, 2020
Get the Simpmug. The main distinguishing feature of any simp is that they have empathy only towards the opposite sex (one-sided).
Consequently they tend to: be in favor (or pro-) opposite sex, interpret everything in the opposite sex's favor; xenophobically hate their own sex (all penis holders are evil by default, half of the time other simps are exempt from this) with or without hating themselves for being of that sex; more often than not be submissive to the opposite sex, place the opposite sex on a pedestal.
They can have any personality, body, appearance, smv, success, money..; consequently the more of these things they possess the more "authority fallacy" may be exerted in support of this bias.
Consequently they tend to: be in favor (or pro-) opposite sex, interpret everything in the opposite sex's favor; xenophobically hate their own sex (all penis holders are evil by default, half of the time other simps are exempt from this) with or without hating themselves for being of that sex; more often than not be submissive to the opposite sex, place the opposite sex on a pedestal.
They can have any personality, body, appearance, smv, success, money..; consequently the more of these things they possess the more "authority fallacy" may be exerted in support of this bias.
What a simp!
by veinsofgold October 5, 2020
Get the simpmug. A man who puts a woman before their friends, even though the woman doesn't give a shit about him.
This word is also used by butthurt 10 year olds whenever they see a couple together and see a man being respectful towards a woman, even if the woman respects him back. That definition of the word is wrong.
If you're gonna use a word, use it right.
This word is also used by butthurt 10 year olds whenever they see a couple together and see a man being respectful towards a woman, even if the woman respects him back. That definition of the word is wrong.
If you're gonna use a word, use it right.
by shutupkaren May 6, 2020
Get the Simpmug. 
A guy who is overly nice to a girl in hopes of getting her. (Also includes thinking a girl is into you Bc you she gives you the slightest bit of attention)
by Youngnikkiwiththecblikki July 15, 2019
Get the Simpmug. by Littlemacaroni June 10, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Someone who is basic as fuck ...in other terms there is either a shared personality or no personality to be found at all.
by Patty Pendergast April 23, 2020
Get the simpmug.