Gay God

from an orthodox/superstitous perspective or for people who have faith in such entites.,its when the god u believe in is pretty visibly and irrationally biased towards the male population and prescribes indifference and injustice for the female population like denying them human rights. And as its god, u abide by their rules so he is then a gay god. Channelising his love for men in a twisted but cUteSy way <3

Any god can suddenly start having such characteristics if u suddenly find yourself following such guidelines for then u know your god prescribed them!

A_creature:- heard y'all were legalising marriage by 13 years for females?
Another_creature:- yeah man., <pun intended> gotta what we gotta do-!
hence, the gay god fever continues as earth years roll by.........>_<

by tv_girl August 5, 2025

Good Morning and God Bless

When you drink coffee, and eat breakfast while shitting on the toilet.

Mom: Are you okay in there Johnny? I hear a lot of slurping and plopping.

Johnny: Shut the fuck up and stop interrupting my good morning and god bless you niggamous bigamous

by UrbanYourMom May 23, 2018

God Bless

If you do not know this look at the bible.

God Bless America. No Not You America lol

by Kitty000 February 26, 2022

Rap God Song

that one song that goes "uh summa lumma dooma lumma you assumin' im a human what i gotta do to get it through to you? i'm superhuman innovative and i'm made of rubber so that anything you say is ricochetin' off of me and it'll glue to you and im devastating more then then ever demonstrating how to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating never fading, and i know the haters are forever waiting For the dat that they can say i fell off, they'll be celebrating Cause i know the way to get 'em motivated i make elecating music you make elevator music" by some guy

Have you heard the song that goes "uh summa lumma dooma lumma you assumin' im a human what i gotta do to get it through to you? i'm superhuman innovative and i'm made of rubber so that anything you say is ricochetin' off of me and it'll glue to you and im devastating more then then ever demonstrating how to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating never fading, and i know the haters are forever waiting For the dat that they can say i fell off, they'll be celebrating Cause i know the way to get 'em motivated i make elecating music you make elevator music" it was rap god song

by Eminem Rap G0d December 21, 2023

God

another name for a person called kovidh.

'Hello dude my name is Kovidh'
'Oh you mean God'

by CURRYMAN123456789 March 31, 2020

boonk god

The Boonk God is one who Fully Boonks all the time. The Boonk God does not Half send. The first “OG” Boonk God was Alex Dudziak.

Regular person~ How does one simply become a Boonk God?

Boonk God~ Ond does not simply become the Boonk God.

by BOONK GOD June 11, 2018

clap god

when a indisual claps there ass cheeks so hard they make gods big bang look like a pooper

ill clap god your ass

by big boy man baby January 14, 2020