Whistle-Job

Giving someone with a tiny penis oral sex causing the givers lips to make a whistling structure.

Yeah he was so small I was just giving him a whistle-job.

by Jman the definition December 21, 2023

Melon Job

A melon job is where a person shapes a watermelon into a dick then hardcore fuck your ass with it.

I can't wait to use this watermelon on her later tonight for the melon job.

by Opydopyopal January 23, 2017

Farm Hand Job

The act of using a woman or man's hands covered in manure while stroking a man's penis.

Lucifer gives the best farm hand jobs!

by MoneyMakinMitch December 11, 2018

Gobble Job

When a man receives fellatio on Thanksgiving while sitting on a serving platter. Gravy is traditionally used as lube while the testicles rest in a bowl of cranberry sauce.
At the end of the gobblejob, the Tom is required to loudly emit a series of clucks, cackles, and gobbles signifying completion. At that time, the cranberry-red scrotum should be draped across the Jennie's nose like a turkey's wattle.

I was such a good boy on Thanksgiving that my Jennie gave me a sloppy gobble job whilst I sat on the dining room table.

by Shmamm! November 23, 2024

zero job

A zero job (zj for short) is when you divide by zero and get someone off with the result. This is considered extremely dangerous, but also the most fun you can have sexually.

"Did you get a nice blow job from the hooker?"
"Dogg, you know I only pay for a zero job."

by SlangarangThang February 14, 2024

Texas Plate Job

A sexual act in which a women shits on a man and uses her body to rub it all over him, then proceeds to shoot him with a water gun filled with her urine.

"Bro she gave me a Texas plate job last night, I think I need to get tested."

by mercxz May 9, 2024

Ems job

An Ems job is a synonym to job town on the fire side. Ems job is used by ambulance drivers who were not able to become fireman and were forced to either work on private Ems or stuck on the ambulance rotation forever on the fire department. Ems job or jobs is used when the ambulance company takes a pounding during a 24 hour shift and gets no sleep and is backed up by reports.

Ems jobs for days, haven’t seen the starion in 12 hours and 12 reports behind .

by vuk322 November 30, 2021