buttering your egg

When you’re handing out compliments to impress but you don’t really mean it.

Timanii was buttering your eggs when she complimented Lohn and told him he was cute. She lied.

by Eggslut1 June 5, 2018

Peanut butter dick

A nasty dude with a small penis with brown stuff Oozing out the tip.

“eww John has a peanut butter dick.” “Peanut butter dick is nasty.”

by Figure it out you pussy bitch September 12, 2019

Duck butter

A gooey and buttery substance that is produced in your taint when having sex it causes a quaking sound giving it the name duck butter

Eat my duck butter

by Buttery taint January 4, 2019

Butter Butt

When your asshole is so lubricated from eating greasy food that you don’t even feel your farts slip out until you get hit with a toxic fart cloud.

“Sorry... I can’t control it, they just keep sliding out... I must have bad butter butt.”

by Farter2018 September 23, 2018

Chode Butter

the act of buttering up one's chode with lubricant or butter, which is more convienant, and the other male of female partner stroking it.

Hey Tom, how was the chode butter last night?

Tom: It was great, Darius stroked it well.

by pablopooop January 8, 2016

cowchair in the butter

n. root cowchair: a girl with a nice body you would bone but has a "butter face", so you might have to paper bag her to keep it up.

Girl with hot body:(turns around)
Guy 1:"Uggh.. cowchair in the butter!"
Guy 2:" Holy crap yeah."
Girl: "I read Urban definitions!" (runs away crying)
Guys: "Wait I've got a bag!"

by Porkbutter April 15, 2007