Bro WTF

It’s something that people say when they are seriously distressed. Please don’t use this commonly. Have a nice day!

Bro WTF are you doing?

by Excalibur III December 9, 2023

are you serious rn bro

when your a 6th grader and you watch speed too much.

Bro stop saying "are you serious rn bro"

by hahahahahahregsrvwrtvhw64rt November 5, 2022

bro

A Bro is a person who would give you the shirt off his back when he doesn’t want to wear it anymore. A Bro is a person who will bend over backwards to help you bend someone else over backwards. In short, a Bro is a lifelong companion you can trust will always be there for you, unless he’s got something else going on.

Barney Stinson is a total bro. I didn't even know what a bro was until I read "The Bro Code."

by Barney Stinson (Original Bro) October 21, 2015

Bro-job

What husbands have to resort to when their wives won't "s*ck their d*ck" & "do their wifely duties!" Brojob.

"Hey bro, heard your wife won't do her wifely duties. May I offer you a bro-job?"

by Aquari Mama June 13, 2023

Bro Me

The act of sliding your palm across a "bro's" palm, then ending with a fist bump

Bro 1: Alright ill see you later, bro me

Bro 2: Alright peace

*bro handshake*

by nativebro September 6, 2020

BRO

a brother a friend and a fellow 9 yr old
100 percent gender netrurel term OK

Yo bro wanna smash
:she brings her own controler
VICTORY ROYAL ACHIEVED
if she doesnt bring a controller give her one of yours

by a fellow nibba February 7, 2020

Bro Clean

To do a half-assed job of cleaning up your place. This is the exact opposite of the thorough cleansing that a good woman will do. For example: instead of vacuuming you simply pick up the stuff you can see on the carpet, blow the dust off of stuff instead of actually "dusting", and wiping only the dirty spots on glass with a windex soaked rag.

Dave: Dude, wet T-shirt contest at Hooters today. You coming with me??

Jim: No way, can't. Trish told me I have to clean the house.

Dave: C'mon don't be a girl, just Bro Clean it! I'll pick you up in 20 minutes.

Jim: Sounds good, see you then!

by furniturejim November 21, 2009