new york city cops

A group of people that 'aint too smart' - from the song by The Strokes.

"You guys are acting like new york city cops."
"Oh. Harsh."

by me February 1, 2005

rip you a new asshole

A very odd expression for the act of telling someone off.

Say that to my face and I'll rip you a new asshole.

by Wizlet May 17, 2014

new mexico military institute

Is a school in Roswell, New Mexico, that focuses on the three pillars of excellence. academics, physical fitness, and leadership. NMMI can be fun, but is a very rigerous load. Your first year you are called a RAT (recruit at training). you have hardly any privledges what so ever, but it gets better as time goes on. you gradually earn ranks, from private all the way up to lt. coronel and beyond. its a lot of work but interesting. Owen Wilson attended NMMI.

you get yelled at a lot and dropped to do push ups at new mexico military institute:
"HEY straight ahead on the RAT walk"
"lock it up CADET"
"left face, right face, abouttt face"
"just drop and start pushing, fes"

by Mackizzlet November 29, 2007

new jersey meat hook

When a girl gets off the bed after intercourse and the guy puts his index and middle finger into her vagina and thumb into the anus and pulls her back to the bed.

When i got done with tito's mom i through her back onto the bed with a new jersey meat hook.

by jeff hogg December 6, 2003

Amazing New Mexico Sunset

Amazing New Mexico Sunset is not only the @ of THE petekey historian on tiktok, but also a line Pete Wentz wrote on livejournal on june 28, 2005. The message reads:

Amazing new mexico sunset
I'm hanging on a bridge with my friend mikey way from my chem
Its all orange and pink above us
We went to another waterpark again
I love high fives again
Totally back in love
Saw the most amazing movie...
I think its called spirited away. Watch it
Peterpan

"Whats your favorite Pete Wents livejournal post?"
"Amazing New MExico Sunset"

by Therealmikeyway August 14, 2022

New Jersey Sloppy Joe

The unexpected act of receiving oral to your anus with a suspect wipe - resulting in an unwanted deposit on your partners tongue.

I started making out with this Peruvian chick, and next thing I know I'm getting a New Jersey Sloppy Joe.

by Hoch Duke November 13, 2011

rip someone a new one

rip someone a new one to tear someone a new asshole to beat someone sensless or near death not being able to fight back

if someone lets their dogs loose again my yard to do their business i will have to rip someone a new one

by bluebear May 19, 2022