What am I doing here?

To ponder the now versus the why.

"Dude you've made bank. Why are you still working?"
"Right? What am I doing here?"

"Hey your wife is passed away. Why do you still live here? Hit the road!"
"Yeah, what am I doing here.?"

"How many times are you gonna let him treat you like that?"
"I know. What am I doing here?"

by Mr Special October 20, 2019

if you know what I mean

a phrase; which can be added to the end of any sentence to make it sound dirty

Hey, wanna come over for a pizza, if you know what I mean. ;-)

by Robert March 27, 2004

National "That's What She Said" Day

An unofficial holiday created by Facebook users. It is said to occur on October 13th of each year. On this day, one is supposed to be especially vigilant of sexual innuendo and double entendre in their conversations with others. When a statement is made that fits the latter characteristics one is to reply with "that's what she said".

Jessica: "I thought it would be longer."
Rob: "That's what she said!"
Jessica: "Ew, pervert!"
Rob: "No, No - it's okay. It's National "That's What She Said" Day."
Jessica: "Oh, that makes sense."

by ThusSpokeRob January 22, 2009

what tha hook goin be?

G-Block term for whats up, what the deal, etc. If there isn't shit to do a good response is "uh oh, we don't need no fuckin hook on dis beat"

Hit n Run: yo dizzle, what tha hook goin be?
Mac Dizzle: I'm sayin chillin, gettin grimey and shit. but we don't ne no fuckin hook on dis beat...just blaze

by Hit n Run March 1, 2004

I'll Funky Kentucky for what be Groovy at

1.The coolest sentence you can make with the magnets given to you by the whisky add in Esquire.

2.Self Explanitory

I'll Funky Kentucky for what be Groovy at if you give me a cookie.

by Fat_Prophet September 20, 2005

what does pussy smell like

Fish.

Hey man what does pussy smell like?
Fish.

by Tennis Piel October 10, 2022

I'm wearing what you're knitting.

You understand what the other person is saying/proposing.

A: "We should go order some pizza"
B: "I'm wearing what you're knitting."

by thisisacodename May 14, 2015