A satire-like spin off of the hospital John Hopkins. Instead, we have learned through research that the hospital dropped many of its patients and never recorded any incidences or told any parents. They were sued in 2023, by the Kowalski family, over a diagnosis of CRPS. John Dropkids lost hardcore; having to pay almost 300 million dollars for breach of care.
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by Shelbitch November 25, 2013
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