fudge doodle sticks

A parent approved way to say f**k

Child:f**k
Parent:you can’t say that
Child: fudge doodle sticks !

by Spongebob7c January 23, 2020

Malarkey stick

A stick to conduct orchestrated malarkey or point out obvious malarkey.

I enjoy pointing out bitches bull shit with my malarkey stick.

by Venomhead January 28, 2019

schwan stick

Someone you don't want to be around. The guy you don't want to be.

"Man, my PO is a schwan stick." or "I hate going there, that dude is a fucking schwan stick."

by SmackEm May 18, 2007

Hocked His Sticks

When you obtained a UCC loan on the household goods in your dwelling to use the cash as down payment on a vehilce purchase. In reference to a caveman taking out a loan and his one possession - his stick.

"Ole George went to the Sol's Quickee Loans and "hocked his sticks" to come up with enough of a down payment for his new truck."

by 00NKB July 5, 2024

Sticks

A playstation controller

I call Sticks

by dickbuttkus June 9, 2018

Pogo stick

Children using oral self stimulation while shoving their toothbrush and toothpaste up their ass. Guaranteed to make police leave.

Let's make a 1000000 story building this generation so we can say the new marijuana is growing well? Who cares about fruit lick right? Worry about my Pogo stick!

by Cody5050 January 26, 2022

taint stick

An appendage on male mammals that allows scronking thus reproduction

Man she touched me on the taint stick

by the wonderer of the internet April 22, 2016