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John Wayne Camp

Dang i just took her to John Wayne Camp and made the nasty.
by Schweaty Balls March 2, 2011
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thomas john cairney

A dumb brunette that is abnormally tall and is obsessed with soccer. He thinks he's so funny but he's actually not and he is very shy when you first meet him.
I think I just met a Thomas John Cairney today! He was super tall, shy, and good at soccer.
by TJ gives BJ's January 3, 2017
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John 3:33

Those who have accepted that you will eat a bug, will not eat a bug.
Person 1: "Hey do you eat bugs?"
Person 2: "I live by John 3:33."
Person 1: "Oh cool."
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john

john is a boy from Sudan who always has Yongo he can lie like the devil and he his very tall and is fine looking
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by cyrus james August 8, 2019
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The John Daly

A makeshift mixed drink: pour the desired amount/type of vodka into a can of Arizona's Arnold Palmer tea.
I like to get shmammered off a good John Daly.
The John Daly is yummy.
by Daniel rehberger and bradystuv September 24, 2011
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John

A typical specimen of John is on the heavier side, and also on the darker side. He shares many similarities with an ape, and he's likely a fiend for bananas. His intelligence leaves much to be desired, but he manages. All Johns have one thing in common: Taylor Swift Fangirling. John is an absolute fiend for Taylor Swift, and will go to any lengths to get his grubby little hands on her music. A typical John outfit is something akin to a jean jacket, with some plain colored shirt, and jeans. John has lofty dreams, and he hopes to one day establish the Fifth Reich. Undoubtedly, John idolizes someone named Adolf. He also smells.
Person 1: "Man, did you catch a whiff of John today?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he smells like a used toilet!"
Person 1: "Man, how John of him."
by johnhater123 January 30, 2024
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Thomas John Morris

Man who pulls all girls into his car and smashed them in the Krogers parking lot
"Yo you see Thomas John Morris over there?he smashed t women in his pick up truck one time!"
by Jrjfjddbeb October 19, 2023
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