Tit-hair

(‘tît hār) Noun. English (American).

A universally accepted unit of measurement that is equal to 1/10,000th of the width of the mark on your ruler that denotes a millimeter.

The tit-hair is a “Special” unit of measurement (akin to the pinch, dash, or dab) that can be applied universally to both the Metric system and the “American” system with no conversion factor. It can also be used with ANY measurement: distance, weight, volume, mass, density, temperature, etc., without a conversion factor.

Origin: approx 1948-1950 - Returning GI’s from WWII had invented the term as they were fine tuning their weapons. From rifles to tanks to artillery - this is how it developed such universal adaptation.
“This ribbon is about a tit-hair wider than 10mm.
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tits were almost in my face

If you know you know it’s the classic saying
Dude her tits were almost in my face
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titty tits

Titty tits means awesome, good.

It can also be used as just tits by it’s self.
Yo Adam, that car looks tittiy tits.

Yo that’s tits bro, yo that bitches ass looks titty tits
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Titty tits

The best type of tits. They are wet and juicy and you can suck on them all day.
Girl: “Hey.”

Guy: “Hey. Nice titty tits.”

Girl: “Wanna suck em’ and fuck em’?”

Guy: “Hell yeah!”

Both: (enter bedroom)
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tit nest

A night club or local hot spot teeming with excitement and social/sexual opportunities.
Person A: Studio 54 is supposed to be off the hook! Wanna go?
Person B: Let's get up in that tit nest!
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as tits

commonly used in sydney australia to emphasise the extremity of a situation
girl: omg i’m freezing to death

friend: ikr it’s fkn cold as tits!
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tit-spooned

The act of inadvertently thrusting a spoon into the breast of a small humpback whale.
Why did Johanna have to get tit-spooned?!
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