Send tits day

a day where you ask anyone to send titties and they will

Paul: hey you know what day it is?
brianna: no what is it?
Paul: its national send tits day!
Brianna: oh how could i forget, here you go(sends it)

by Pablicito April 6, 2022

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Shitting on my tits

Expression used when some one does not help you when you expect their help, or is otherwise influencing negatively your productivity and/or efficiency.

Hey Sammy could you help me bring down a box real quick? its too large for one person to carry
I would love to but I have to go, see ya later!
C'mon bro, you're shitting on my tits

by _Jacques March 28, 2016

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Tits Wigglin'

refers to anything or anyone that is far better than a latter description of the aforementioned

That party last night Billy's was tits wigglin' compared to John and Mark's. OR
Even though I didn't get bring my Harley to the rally it was still tits wigglin'!

by Bitchface Kitty January 3, 2022

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Tit snips

When fat guys with man boobs get breast reductions.

Norman got a circumsicion so micheal got tit snips.

Those fat Boston fucks need tit snips.

by That guy006 March 9, 2017

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Also known as: Gay Titties

Noun: It's when you're doing something you're not supposed to be doing, doing something wrong, pretending to be something you're not, lying and/or not doing a good job of defending your case, often makes excuses or just being lame in general.

Tom: Hey Bob, when you went to the bathroom did you remember to lift up the seat, because when I sat down on the toilet... my ass got wet.

Bob: (Guilty look on his face)... um uh, no... no that wasn't me.

Tom : You sure? I won't be mad if you did. After all, you are my only roommate.

Bob: I just told you , I didn't do it!!

Tom: Dude: You got some Gay Tits.

by Robo-coochie23 July 8, 2020

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