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Pitch Slap

When you accept an unsolicited invitation on social media, only to receive an immediate response by the contact pitching their latest product.

Abuse is common on LinkedIn by "Tech Bros", offshore resources, financial advisors, and desperate sales professionals whom lack any tact or "book smarts".
I just received this request from this Tech Bro Benton based out of San Francisco.

I bet if I accept it he'll "Pitch Slap" me immediately regarding his company's latest AI driven SaaS Security Architecture sitting on a best in class custom built platform which is hybrid / secure / private cloud ready with a link to the demo.

DEEEECLINE.
by Lookin4LootDrops June 14, 2024
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The bass slaps

Something you say when you don't think something is bad and personally don't like it.
"do you like game of thrones?"
"I've heard it's good, the bass slaps"
"Yeah, it's not for everyone"
by Viorel25 June 18, 2024
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National slap your bf day

On this day you can slap the f*ck out of your bf
I slapped you only because it’s national slap your bf day and you pissed me off.
by Josh Garcia June 29, 2024
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White hand slap

When a player is so consumed with pleasure from defeating an opponent that they ejaculate into their hand then slap the loser in the face said hand.
After the match, he white hand slapped the opponent.
by KJ_Dean July 18, 2024
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Burlap slap

When a woman tries to lock her legs around you during sex so you smack a her clit like a burlap sack of potato’s
This chick tried to trap when as I was about to nut so I had to burlap slap her.
by CooterCritter34 July 20, 2024
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Whipped slapped

The intense feeling of wanting to slap someone as much as being whipped and to slap the shit out them.
I've had enough of that bitch shes gonna get whipped slapped!

After what she did she whipped slapped him!
by Lady Sue August 9, 2024
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Suck and Slap

When you give a man a blowjob and slap his dick after he cums
"Motherfucker pissed me off so bad I gave him a Suck and Slap"
by H5bibbins August 16, 2024
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