A simp is a sad pimp, simple. It's not a person in thier feelings or a man that ditches his friends for the girls. A sad pimp is a pimp that is on thier grind and on thier stuff but is off thier grind and in thier feelings but can get back on thier stuff. A simp is not a trait.
by Im@urbf'shouse April 18, 2020
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“ no i’m going to go do horse riding with millie”
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by ahokthenboomer July 9, 2020
Get the simp mug.Tico Games- A bitch ass nigga who simps for a purple hair fatass bitch who prolly stinks because she never gets off her pc. Tico does not like homies. Tico has a very low bitch rate
by Tico A Bitch 445 April 20, 2023
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by Totally not ocha September 30, 2020
Get the Simp mug.Coined by Coach Greg Adams: - Excuses and Explanations by blue pill gumps, trying to defend matriarchy against factual statistics. It usually entails mental gymnastics and arithmetic to discount specific elements of statistics in order to prove a false, larger point that nothing untoward is going on.
Ramsey: The factual statistic is that 52% of marriages end in divorce. But, if you take out single mothers, people over 22, high school marriages, people with degrees, people earning less than $50,000, people who attend a house of worship, people who aren't from a divorced background; about 90% of marriages DO WORK.
CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.
CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.
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