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that makes my life

Expression used when something amuses you or makes you happy; like saying "That made my day!" only better.
Person 1: *says something funny*
Person 2: Haha! That makes my life.
by Sora March 12, 2005
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Balls on my chin

Phrase used to describe something extremely unfortunate, painful, depressing, extreme surprise, or just plain bad.
(Slams hand in car door) Balls on my chin that hurts!

Balls on my chin this meatloaf sucks.

Guy 1: Dude, did that hot girl break up with you?
Guy 2: Yeah, Balls on my chin.
by BenjiW April 28, 2008
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kiss my ass

1) the act of putting ones orifice (specifically the mouth) up against the crack of the person you love. This is usually referred to german bondage porn.
2) An alternate explanation is usually a sarcastic put down to anyone hoping for something.
1) Q:will you kiss my ass?
A: WHY SURE HERR OBEINHOUSER i shall kiss the shit off your crack.

2) What the fuck were you hoping for? KISS MY ASS.
by gregarious July 29, 2008
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Shizzle my nizzle

Proof that society has got to the point that you can say retarded things like "shizzle my nizzle" without at least 13 people going "WTF?"
by Kay July 27, 2003
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totes my goats

slang for totally, used between full grown men in a bro-mantic relationship, to convey their excitement to a suggestion. Made popular by Paul Rudd's character in I Love You, Man.
Sydney: Dude, we should rock out sometime.
Peter: Totally.... totes my goats.

Guy 1: let's go downtown and pick up some hot chicks!
Guy 2: Totes my goats!
by SuperBabs April 6, 2009
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Crawling in my skin

Although the previous definitions may be right. The true meaning of the words comes from the feeling you get when your high on heroine and you feel as though you actually crawling in your on skin and your skin is moving and trying to come apart.
The I.V. drug has got me crawling in my skin.
by Mr. Manfreadi March 29, 2010
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Wet my whistle

To consume a beverage of some sort.
Technically it should only be used in reference to drinking beer because of the history of the phrase:
Back in the middle ages when beer was sold in ceramic cups they would be fitted with a small whistle which could be blown upon finishing ones beverage in order to alert the bar staff that you require another beer. Therefore to get a beer would literally be "wetting ones whistle"
Martin - oh look, I finished my lovely pint of ale. Best wet my whistle with another Broadside or London Pride.
Alexi - Get me some chillie nuts or prawn cocktail crisps while your there, you slag.
by MBAP88 November 1, 2008
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