Beat up your blonde friend that’s name begins with the letter “G” day

The day is June 16th, beat them up.

Person 1: Hey Griffin it’s June 16, you know what that means.
Person 2: No, what does it mean?
Person 1: It means that it’s Beat up your blonde friend that’s name begins with the letter “G” day. *Beats Griffin up*.

by Anon122843 June 15, 2023

But she used her fake name Syakirah Kimmie her real name is Syakirah Mirza Binte Zainal.

But she used her fake name Syakirah Kimmie her real name is Syakirah Mirza Binte Zainal.

But she used her fake name Syakirah Kimmie her real name is Syakirah Mirza Binte Zainal.

by sdinaz October 24, 2023

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

Me too bro UGH

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

by Inni84 November 3, 2023

No one is allowed to mention your name

On WHOSE fucking authority?

Hym "Who, oh, who is there to blame... When no one is allowed to mention your name... And as I sit and ponder thus... One thing springs to mind... If I trade in my Ps4 for store credit at Gamestop today, I might be able to afford a Ps5 and Baldur's Gate 3.... And that would be dope... I don't know if I can get Mk1 too though... Hmm... 🤔 What to do..."

by Hym Iam November 23, 2023

national kiss someone that has a name that starts with L day

give a kiss to a person that's name starts with an L

everyone stop talking about national kiss someone that has a name that starts with L day

by ummmidkmaybenot December 9, 2023

People who make definitions of names on urbandictionary

They are just searching for upvotes. They're emotional manipulators and just make people with such names feel good about themselves.

Anna: Oh my god, urban dictionary says i'm beautiful!
Me: That's not true, the people who make definitions of names on urbandictionary want you to feel happy so you can upvote their definition. It's an emotional manipulation.
Anna: Oh... that's fucked up!

by two_trucks9009 February 23, 2024

A Desecration of God's name

Um... Wait, what?

Hym "How is a Jew dressing as a stereotype... A Desecration of GOD'S name? Ok. They think they're God. They literally think that they are God. And what are the consequences of being anti-semitic? A semantic reframing of my existence? False rape allegations and economic warfare against anyone who allows me to succeed? Until I'm bereft like Job? Mobbed to death by retards like Jesus? Promised power in exchange for services like Abraham?"

by Hym Iam April 1, 2024