spicy juice

Toddler term for soda. Especially helpful for explaining to toddlers what soda is when the only drinks they've ever had are milk, water, and juice. Once used, it tends to stick.

Mom: Do you want some spicy juice, Zelda?
Zelda: Uh-huh. Not toooo spicy.

by ElinorsDad October 14, 2023

Mong Juice

When you punch a pregnant woman in the stomach and drink the juice that runs out of her snatch.

My pregnant wife fell down the stairs and landed on her stomach and all of her mong juice splurged out

by B1G $t1nky October 17, 2023

clear juice

Water, but more delicious sounding.

Be right back, have to refill my clear juice.

by McNugget Craig October 17, 2023

Pussy Juice

A type of juice only pussies will drink. Basically any nonalcoholic drink is considered “Pussy Juice”.

-Yo, what you sippin on?
-Nun, some cranberry juice.
-Get rid of that Pussy Juice and have some tequila.

by Mr.Nastee October 21, 2023

Juice Beetle

You look like you got punched in yo jaw bone, other words, you ugly.. you yo adopted daddy son

Person 1 : stfu!
Person 2 : you fkin Juice Beetle

by sketchedastrobunnieh October 21, 2023

Moose Juice

When you are fucking your girls asshole and all of a sudden you look down and see some truffle butter aka Moose Juice on your dick. You look at your dick with disgust, but proceed to shove it down your girl's throat until your dick is clean enough to go get some more Moose Juice..

Dude 1: Hey bro, last night my girl let me hit her bootyhole, it was pretty damn good.

Dude 2: Damn bro, did it smell like shit, cause last time I fucked your girl, I thought the bitch had just took a shit without wiping her ass before I stuck my dick in her bootyhole.

Dude 1: Of course bro, you know my girls bootyhole smells like shit anytime you slide a dick in her ass. But this time, she left some Moose Juice on my dick and then I told her to lick the brown cheese off my dick.

Dude 2: Damn bro, you are a savage for making her eat the Moose Juice.

Dude 1: Yeah, whatever. I got bigger problems. I got diarrhea that with no toilet paper

Dude 2: I can go downstairs to see if the mailman left any Burger King coupons so you could wipe your ass.

Dude 1: Fuck you bro

by BrownKernalTip October 23, 2023

Juicing

Using steroids.

He says he's natty, but he's definitely juicing.

by ThatEvilRedhead October 30, 2023