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lean job

A lean job is essentially a hand job, but incorporates the use of vaseline as a lubricant.
Colin: Man, after I finished giving Esther a break last night, I was still able to talk her into giving me a lean job.
by Travesty360 March 4, 2017
mugGet the lean jobmug.

East Job

When you use online dating to meet people that have drugs, then go over to their house and steal the drugs behind their back. Then you sell the drugs and make bank.
“Hey bro you trying to play Hungry Hungry Hippos with me?”
“Nah man I’m working tonight. Have an east job planned for tonight.”
by SirLoinOfBeef___ May 15, 2022
mugGet the East Jobmug.

Storm Job

used in place of the term, "rimming".
because some people believe Geo Storms to be gay, so they associate this word in place of a rim job.

check out COSR to learn more.
man...there are some freaky women out there, this one girl was into lickin ass. Rimjobs are gross.
person B: dont call them rimjobs, call them stormjobs, because they're gay.
by El Negro September 11, 2004
mugGet the Storm Jobmug.

Inside Job

Beating your meat inside the vagina of a girl, resulting in both fisting and penetration at the same time.
Girl: baby, what are you doing, that feels so great?!
Boy: I'm simply giving you an inside job
by BigGrinder August 14, 2022
mugGet the Inside Jobmug.

Sopping Hand Job

A person who is always drenched in semen when ejaculating with their right hand.
He looks like a sopping hand job because his pants and underwear are wet all of the time
by jondich January 20, 2021
mugGet the Sopping Hand Jobmug.

Job Madness

A state of being a total dick whilst desperately searching for employment. Job madness is especially common among recent and soon to be college graduates who believe their future employment will come to define their life long level of success. Symptoms are similar to being hangry, however sufferers tend to look like massive cry babies for longer periods of time.
After graduating in 2008 I lost my entire family to job madness and I ultimately never found a job in my field.
by Markusftr October 24, 2020
mugGet the Job Madnessmug.

ocular job

when a man ejaculates inside of a womans eye. Preferably as she looks right at his penis hole.
Hey, why didn't you go to BBYO today? I was too busy giving my girlfriend an ocular job!
by bbyoincorp March 17, 2011
mugGet the ocular jobmug.

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