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Johning

When someone blames bad gaming on something that is completely unrelated to the game.
Person one: โ€œIโ€™m telling you bro, my game is just buggy and thatโ€™s why Iโ€™m playing terribly!โ€ (This man has an RTX 4070.) Person two: โ€œquit johning bro, you have a godly graphics card anyways.โ€
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John Redcorn

The Parks and Rec actor who was shot. Rumor has it he was being harassed by his neighbor. They got into an altercation. The harasser shot the guy.
Hym "The Husband of the guy who played John Redcorn claims is was a hate-crime but the police say the is no evidence. This was always the goal. This is EXACTLY why I'm doing what I'm doing here. This was always the desired outcome for me. My life was always on the line. There is only EXACTLY ONE way for me to ensure that this doesn't end badly for me. And that is exactly why if it doesn't end well for me it needs to end badly for as many of YOU as possible. That is why they do it. They want ME to end up like John Redcorn OR resign myself to a life that is in no way commensurate with my deeds. They are trying to provoke me into an altercation so they kill me or ruin me or trap me in a life that I do not want and I don't have to let it happen. So you pay for that fucking AI bitch."
by Hym Iam June 5, 2025
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John Derek

A confused person who doesn't know which name is his real name. Passport offices hate him.

Typically of Irish decent but has been known to have some Asian and Dutch heritage.

Has good management skills and knows the average expiry dates of most yoghurt brands without looking.
John Derek will sell you a golden wedge for way above asking price.
by Jaza23 November 25, 2021
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John Clayton Anderson

has a huge cock and will dick down your girl when he pleases
random dude: "john can you not fuck my girl every night please" John Clayton Anderson: "stfu fag I fuck whoever I want"
by SavageTroll420 February 16, 2021
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john allain

John Allain loves to cook and eat at the same time, he is a very talented person who knows how to sing and dance. John Allain is a loving person but can't make a woman to stay because he's not committed at all.
John Allain loves to cook and eat at the same time, he is a very talented person who knows how to sing and dance. John Allain is a loving person but can't make a woman to stay because he's not committed at all.
by ForV June 7, 2021
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John

a real shit head who thinks is cool but is not
He is so John
by hitherepoop July 12, 2020
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