coy fish

When someone you are hooking up with or dating becomes obsessive and turns into a stalker. Someone is a coy fish when they won't leave you alone, repeatedly.

"I just got coy fished..." or "She is such a coy fish, she won't leave me alone."

by beamerbeamer April 27, 2015

Like fishing

Posting something with “If this gets ____ likes I’ll post (something better)!”

Example of like fishing: If this post gets 300 likes I’ll post a selfie!

by EmmyCat328 November 6, 2019

Roblox fish

A really good person who is amazing and funny and pretty

Dnf is roblox fish

by Vintageminaj October 6, 2021

The Fish Piano Theorem

The theory that a fish species, given an infinite amount of time, will create an exact replica of a piano. Then due to the existence of a piano, there will eventually be a fish version of Mozart that will create his pieces exactly.

"You ever heard of 'The Fish Piano Theorem'?"

by FishPianoTheorem November 22, 2024

Cold Fish

A weak handshake where one grasps the knuckles/fingers of a person’s hand instead of a full, in-palm hand grab.

“Hey man, nice to see you!”
*other person gives lazy handshake*
“You cold fished me man!”

by GetOlympiaBitch January 30, 2020

Fishing

Implies youre for compliments

Does it look like I'm fishing...

by Armeni87 September 10, 2019

Fish Pouch

Similar to a Soggy Pouch although will generally have the aroma of a tuna cannery as well.

My mate shagged some rough bird the other night. She had a minge like rotting fish and was loose as fuck! It was a proper Fish Pouch.

by Grifty May 20, 2011