cock fight

A game where 2 fags scream enguard and proceed to smack each other with their cocks.

Billy whiped out his cock and smacked James across the face.

by Angry white guy. October 28, 2003

Spooky cock

when you show your dick to a girl and it spooks her becuse of how big it is. that means you have a spooky cock.

Last night when Ashley was at my house, I showed her my spooky cock. She screamed when she saw how big it is.

by eocsirbekaj October 17, 2009

cock jockey

The jockey of cock can sometimes be a gay man who doth ride the scepter of another man.

But is also Brighton slang for someone (male or female) who is to be derrided and looked on as a person of poor social substance.

"Man, don't be such a cock jockey, next you'll be telling me you like Good Charlotte"

by Tmacb May 21, 2005

cock of the walk

Used Sarcastically to make fun of someone who thinks they are the shit for doing something totally lame- easy way to call them a dick. Most likely they will think it is a complement

Person 1: "I almost picked up some chick last night."
Person 2: "Well aren't you the cock of the walk."

by Hans Whittenburg September 5, 2006

Cock Blaster

A bitch that loves to blast cocks, she doesn't give a shit whos dick she's blasting, as long as she is blasting dick she DON'T GIVE A SHIT about nothin'! When she's not blasting dick she's manipulating silly men to give them money to buy things like Gold Rings and Necklaces. As long as she is either blasting some random guys (with money) dick or getting some idiot douch to get her hair done for he she ain't fuckin' arsed.

Sexy Jess: Hey baby can I have some money for my lunch?
Rich guy: Sure choke on this bitch...
Sexy Jess: That was nice, I loved it. I'd love some lobster though.
Rich (and sexually satified) guy: Hell yeah baby here's $150 for your lunch!
Some random dude: WHAT THE FUCK $150 FOR LUNCH WHAT'S SHE GONNA BUY A FUCKIN' 724 COURSE MEAL?
Rich guy: I got doh motherfucker so fuck you, I buy bitches like there ain't no tommorow, Fuck you
Some random dude: FUCK THAT SHIT, YOU DO REALIZE SHE'S JUST WITH YOU FOR THE CASH RIGHT?
Rich (ang retarded) guy: Fuck you
Some random guy: she is a cock blaster she just blasts that cash out of cock. She's a pro.

by MickTheTrushJohnson September 4, 2007

dead cock

A dead cock is the meaning for having a very sore penis. It can happen from the following.

1. Have sex so many times in 1 day.

2. Getting punched/kicked in the penis.

3. Masturbating a lot.

1. ''Hmmmm, oooowww. Fuck man! that bitch road me all night!''

2. ''I got the most deadest cock ever!, gorge is going around punching people in the cock, watch out dude.''

3. ''Wow, i never knew you could get a dead cock from masturbating a lot!, well fred don't try to wank(masturbate) 50 times in one day.I'll be out of juice the next month.''
fred: ''Hahaha, iv'e had that same experience before''

by adam096 December 22, 2009

Bucket of cock

Derogatory phrased used to described something of little value. Especially when the aforementioned item has been touted highly or oversold by the person talking about the item.

Salesman: This Lincoln Navigator costs fifty-five thousand dollars.
Young Rapper: Get that bucket of cock out of my face and show me an Escalade.

by Tim327 May 16, 2006