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salty cottage cheese

Finely aged and fermented sperm: typically found in refrigerators, closets, or more commonly, back allyes in Brooklyn.
Example: Girrllll I just had the best salty cottage cheese last night! I felt like I was wined and dined.
Example: What is this in the fridge? Oh that is just some salty cottage cheese. Nice!
by Satan's_Sweaty_Grundle June 16, 2016
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Goat Cheese Hoagie

The gayest sexual maneuver possible. Often resulting in trauma to the eyes and face.

Coined by Adam Carolla while describing his experiences on Celebrity Apprentice. Clay Aiken may have been involved.
"After an extended Rusty Trombone, he gave me the ol' Goat Cheese Hoagie and fractured my orbital socket."
by Dollerhide November 1, 2012
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Jumping Cheese Stick

Jumping cheese stick is when you flail around a cheese stick.

It also is the new slang term for a blonde person jumping up and down at a sports game, homecoming dance, etc,...
Stop doing the Jumping Cheese Stick Joslyn!

Terrance was being a jumping cheese stick at the football game in the front row!
by KSpell October 5, 2011
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Maple Cheese Smoothie

Literally as it's title states. It will give anyone diabetes instantly.
"Maple Cheese Smoothie please!""What you wanna die nigga?!"
by Dancing_Jebus January 20, 2009
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Grilled cheese minute

A unit of time that is commonly mistaken for a standard minute. Grilled Cheese Minutes are equal to either one minute and thirty seconds all the way up to five minutes.
"Hey, when will you be home?"
"I should be home by 5:00."
"Is that in normal or Grilled Cheese Minutes?"
by Artholor the Great October 18, 2014
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Cheese grater god

Hannah is the cheese grater god she will grate your ass in the matter of seconds never doubt her. She will grate your shit like crazy ;)
by Cheesey god October 22, 2018
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Lick my cheese

Reqeusting another person to lick your special sauce. This is similar to the phrase suck my dick
Tino: "Sarah said she doesn't want to go out with you."

Brendan: "Well you can tell Sarah that she can lick my cheese!"
by afaraci12099 August 17, 2016
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