white girl handshake

blow jobs that white girls give out to men during one night stands or first dates.

white girl handshake

Becky- a white girl goes on a first date with a guy, and ends up giving him a blow job during sex.

Becky "nice to meet you, I anything about you but would you like a blow job?"
Guy"I sure would!" (while eagerly unzipping his pants)

by onahandstand13 September 23, 2013

hand-bag-face

Someone who is wringled and their face looks like a leathery hand bag

another case of hand-bag-face in the family

by Andrew- August 22, 2006

hand-to-cock resuscitation

A medical procedure performed by busty nurses to alleviate all forms of physical and psychological pain in male patients by increasing the bloodflow to the penis using their hands.

Jim had lost both arms, one leg, an eye and six fingers in the accident. Realising how much pain he was in, Nurse Flanders came to his rescue, alleviating the pain via hand-to-cock resuscitation

by Susanna Katyn August 10, 2009

Handball

A sport in which players use their hands to hit a small rubber ball against a wall so that it bounces off in such a way that their opponent cannot return it. There are three versions of handball (four-wall, three-wall and one-wall) that can each be played by either two players(singles), three players(cut-throat) or four players(doubles).
The first recorded game of striking a ball with a hand against a wall was in Scotland in 1427, when it was recorded that King James I ordered a cellar window in his palace courtyard blocked up, as it was interfering with his game. In Ireland, the earliest written record of a similar ball game is contained in the town statutes of Galway of 1527, which forbade the playing of ball games against the walls of the town. The first depiction of an Irish form of handball does not appear till 1785. The sport of handball in Ireland was eventually standardized as Gaelic handball.

Playing Handball burns 900 calories a hour.

by Jphandball December 13, 2014

hillbilly hand fucking

the act of shoving ur fist deep into a womans vagina as if fishing for catfish

thats trucker bitch had a nice body so i threw a paper bag over her head and took her hillbilly hand fucking

by E grizzly September 13, 2011

steady hand

Steady hand refers to a southern man that can hold his camera or gun with one hand and not drop it into the jacuzzi or whatever. no this isnt a scientific definition. it just means he has reliable hands and isn't trigger crazy either, he'll hold his fire until the right moment # steadyhand #cowboy #gun #pistol #trigger

Jeez, that cowboy over there sure does have a steady hand. He hasn't misfired once!

by randomly random September 18, 2017

talk to the hand

something very stupid that girls do when they are feeling very bitchy and dont want to me talked to

wanna have sex??? omg boy!! talk to the hand i am not in the mood

by olithegoalie September 2, 2003