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good one

A good one is a sarcastically spoken term used to describe someone that is being/or is a big douche bag, an idiot, a cheater, a liar, a dumbass, or someone that is an outright fuck tard.
"Did you see that guy over there that thinks he's cool , but he only has 2 teeth? "That guy is a freaking good one! I would never date a good one such as that !
by ThebestJV August 28, 2016
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Oh good heavens im about to splurge

A thing you say when your about to buss but want to sound like a gentleman.
*Person one nearing their max*
Person one: "Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I said "Oh great heavens I'm about to splurge!"
Person 2:"Wow man thats crazy you sounded like a total gentlemen when you said "Oh good heavens im about to splurge."
by Isator November 14, 2023
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Good Morning and God Bless

It's a beautiful day when you are eating egg salad and drinking hot coffee while taking a shit.
Feeling rushed for work and unable to prepare breakfast in time, John found himself doing a Good Morning and God Bless.
by Viagra_Salad May 25, 2018
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Good Credit

A description of a man who has a large penis or performs well during sex.
Usually utilized when a woman is inquiring about said man from a friend of his, regardless of gender.
Note: "Good Credit" requires a facial expression and slight change of tone both suggesting the speaker is not simply talking about the target's credit score.
Who's your friend? He's cute.

Oh that's Jacob, he's a little shy at first but if you start talking to him, you'll have a good time with him. Oh yeah, and he has /good credit/.
by PurpleNex August 23, 2019
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fat lot of good

Paul can't drive so he was a fat lot of good when I broke my arm
by onceuponatime68 February 18, 2017
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good par

by AGoodPar November 12, 2016
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good pussy

when a pussy is sloppy, tasty, puffy, flat, meaty, juicy, or hairy so ur nose breaths in that good ol' pussy stank.

all pussy is good pussy.

god, i love pussy
bro 1: dude janet came over last night
bro 2: bro really? i heard she has a good pussy
bro 1: dude her pussy is so pussytastic, she sat on my face and i licked it dry. delicious.
bro 2: bro, you are so right, i love pussy so much, i wish more women sat on my face more often, i wanna make them happy, but i also just wanna drink some of that sweet n salty pussy juice
bro 1: dude
bro 2: bro
by miss stank February 21, 2022
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