dick mirage

Making poor relationship decisions based on having good daily Dick.

Girl 1: “Did you talk to him about his anger problems?”
Girl 2: “I was going to but we did doggy”
Girl 1: “mmmhhh girl you’re having a Dick Mirage”

by TheRussian369 February 24, 2021

Fuckin' with dick

Being for the boys with absolutely no beef.

When you're down with that sweat.

When reception is chill.

*OB and CJ in the Equinox locker room, cocks out*
OB: I love you stupid CJ
Josh: I love you too G
OB: ahh man you're fuckin' with dick tho!
CJ: You know I'm fuckin' with dick! Stupid Barstow! HEE!

by KELLZZZ March 3, 2021

Dicks on rice

Dicks on rice is an adjective that has a “one size fits all” meaning. You define it as you see fit in a variety of moments, although most commonly used to indicate something bad has happened, it can also include every emotion on the spectrum.

After having a really bad day at school, you walk home and think to yourself
“Wow, today was really some dicks on rice”

by Darry A. Allen March 9, 2021

Dick Nomad

When you travel to great lengths to find the best dick.

Tay: hey where did Sara go?
Joe: Shes on another Dick Nomad Trip
Tay: Always looking for that Magical Dick that girl

by Kittykat81 March 25, 2021

Lightbulb dick

A gurthy almost glowing like massive cock

“Johny sins has a lightbulb dick”

by Verysloppywaffle April 13, 2021

dick sniffler

A friend who is either male or female trying to smell there friends penis to smell there friends girlfriends vagina on it.

Stop it leave me alone richard!! I've already taken a shower you dick sniffler

by Hooverdog69 April 28, 2021

Nuking Dick

The slang term used to describe a high speed of object.

That car is nuking dick!

by Charrr July 9, 2022