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King Simp (a.k.a. Flat Simp)

What you call a man when he weighs 17 pounds and simps on every girl at Holy Cross.
Lucas is a King Simp (a.k.a. Flat Simp).
by HoldItDownForTheTown May 23, 2020
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King of Hops

King of Hops and Barleys in full. A posthumous tribute to the late American Beer and Whiskey journalist, Michael Jackson (1942-2007). His original nickname was "The Beer Hunter" due to the books and film series
I'm listing to King of Pop while drinking to beer with King of Hops' seal of approval.
by brockhoward October 6, 2011
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lion king

well raping a lion you grab his cub and use your shit covered dick to make a mark on his forehead
Dude 1 i saw a lion today
dude 2 did you lion king him

dude 1 yes
by nibbabite January 23, 2020
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King Cuck

Charles III of England who started an extramarital affair with Camilla, forcing his wife Princess Diana to turn him into a cuckold with dozens of men.
Princess Di turned Charles into King Cuck and it was his wet dream come true.
by Mo DePig May 28, 2025
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Conquer the king

The act of dethroning one’s girlfriend’s father by pounding him from the behind, furthermore ejaculating into his mouth. Only then will the king be conquered
“Hey bro want to come over tonight for a few beers and watch the footy?”

“Nah sorry bro I’ve got to go to dinner at my girlfriend’s place tonight. Who knows, I might even conquer the king!”
by The Unofficial President August 6, 2024
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Mr party king

A nigger who likes gay people sucks dick and makes everyone mad in a game
Gamer: come and help
Mr party king:does nothing
Gamer: ur gay
by I luv porn October 6, 2018
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