Kid Rock

A badges Rock/Country singer/songwriter people have listened to in their 30s. When the kid rock fans had kids, their kids started listening to his music when they were in the 5th grade and repeated words and phrases such as

"Suck my dick" "Jim Beam", Fuck you hoes.", etc

Kid Rock: "I'm an American Badass watch me kick or you can roll with rock or you can suck my dick...

I'm gonna fuck some hoes after I rock this place"

by StrokeOnMyLickOnMySuckOnMyCock June 21, 2021

Wrinkly Rock

slang word used as the image of a man's penis. Preferably the lame, over emotional Caucasian skaters. When grabbed, you feel as if you have a pebble in your hand with hairy skin on it.

Hey, how was last night?

It was fine til he pulled out his wrinkly rock

by from ex girlfriend July 1, 2011

un-rocked

An adjective used to describe something that does not "rock;" something that isn't cool; the opposite of something that "rocks". This term can be used as a replacement for "sucks".

This term was first coined by Akari Najaro in a recent IM conversation.

EX 1: "That rock band so totally un-rocked tonight."

EX 2: "My life really un-rocks right now!"

by Jodie Reid September 1, 2009

rock stomping

A crushing defeat, a humiliation

"You'd best back down, unless you want a rock stomping!"

"We just rock-stomped the opposing team!"

by Matt March 3, 2004

rocked their cock

When you own somebody or do something greater than another.

Hey guys we beat them 21-0 we just Rocked their cocks

by Aggy117 May 22, 2009

Rock Lobster

We were at a party
His earlobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster

Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
S'in a giant clam
Rock rock
Rock lobster

Down, down

Lobster rock
Lobster rock

Let's rock!

Boy's in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's fruggin'

Twistin' 'round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun

Put on your noseguard
Put on the Lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter

Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta-ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dog-fish
Chased by a cat-fish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhal
Here comes a bikini whale!

Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster

by Gothic Miscreant February 22, 2024

Comeback rock

The first piece of crack or meth, usually given free to a potential customer, in the hopes an addiction or desire for more will form.

I gave that fool a comeback rock. He was knocking on the door later that night for more.

by The real ODV March 13, 2025