Cat slapped

A comical event in which someone gets slapped by an adorable baby animal.

Yo, that person over there just got cat slapped.

by Madswagerz January 27, 2017

combover sloppy

When someone brushes there hair over your lap and gives you a really wet blowjob. Forming a warm moist sheet of hair over your junk.

Bro 1: Oh dude last night she finally let me do it.
Bro 2: you don't mean...
Bro 1: yeah man she gave me a combover sloppy. She grew it out just for me.

by Torvliet April 24, 2017

shit slapper

A nome with an intense lust to slap your shit repeatedly until he orgasms in which he then proceeds to eat it and jump back into your yard.

Man that g-nome was a real shit slapper. I don't even need a toilet.

by allahu Ackbar May 5, 2017

Deer slapping

When a man or woman goes into the woods with the intent to become sexually aroused by rapidly slapping male or female deer's ass cheeks while saying the alphabet backwards.

Sally got bored with her human boyfriends so went into the woods last Friday and went deer slapping .

by Dick god supreme butt sex May 17, 2017

vegetarian sloppy joe

Eating out the ass after filling it up with your own cum.

Or

Really shitty sex position no one would enjoy having just like no one enjoys a sloppy Joe without mean on it.

I just had a vegetarian sloppy Joe with my dog.

by King Small PeePee January 11, 2018

Egyptian sloppy pop

When you get sloppy head from a girl and she spits your cum on a tootsie pop then continues to shove it up her asshole

Dude1: Bro lastnight this girl gave me an egyptian sloppy pop!
Dude2: oh shit man how'd it go?!
Dude1: slopilicious

by Spiffyyolife January 18, 2018

french slapper

When the Snail Eater loves cock too much so she spreads her legs for anything that has a pulse. When in reality no one values her because she looks like a rat faced bitch

French Slapper: Bonjour, I like frogs can I suck your dick?

Man: of course but everyone knows you’re no good at it

by Doodle May 7, 2018