Simp

Some who is so simple they make up lies to try and cover up how bland and boring their life is, then believe the lies.

Also calling other people “simps” to try and cover up the fact they are king “simp”, but their lies just reinforces what they’re hiding.

For example someone who lies about being at a party or work event when clearing they weren’t.

Or calling out someone for being a “simp” over a mistake commonly made, when in fact they themselves just played the who can stick their finger up their ass and smell it the longest.

by DANIEL GIBBONS April 30, 2020

Simp

A man who loves women to the extent of putting them before everything, including Saturdays (which are for the boys) he has been given this name and a special title the (Simp card) which he has to live with for the rest of his life.

Person 1: Ayo Nick, where is Josh
Nick: He is being a simp to this girl
Person 1: Aww hell no, not today he isn't
Person 1 and all of the boys: *spams his phone with invites and calls and messages*

All the boys: Lets gooo!!!!!!

by AYFIDBUFUWGUFDU April 26, 2020

Simp

Bruno, a male who is beyond the normal comprehensible understanding of a beta male that he is now evolved into a Simp.

Hi my name is bruno and I suffer from acute simp syndrome.

by Jathi February 12, 2020

Simp

Braelyn

Braelyn simps for Maty.

by Andyrewhoos April 23, 2020

simp

Vanessa

Vanessa:
“I hate men.”
*5 seconds later*
“I’m literally in love with him”

Me: “...”
“simp”

by bunieboy October 29, 2020

Simp

When jaws eats your mom out

Litlballothate said "where's jaws when you need it"
This is where you say "eating your mom out"
And they respond with a word that lost its meaning. "Well aren't you original little simp"

by Kiwimythologiesmyeloid January 6, 2021

Simp

Adian Hall

aidan is a simp

by Hayleyharper October 8, 2020