forward moments

those moments in life where you are looking forward to doing anything else except what you are doing right then and there.

When you are at work watching the cubical fall in around you. Waiting for the forward moments, (looking forward to the moment it is 5:00pm, looking forward to the moment to have an ice cold beer, etc...)

by trecutter January 3, 2008

Facebook Moments

Moments that are so insanely random, retarded, original, stupid that they are epic.
Therefore, making them Facebook material.

Facebook Moments

by thegoodleftundone June 18, 2011

Bruh momenté

When urban dictonary says that my word is published but it isn't

Its a real bruh momenté that my words arn't getting published

by Levi piepie October 20, 2019

Bruh Momentoes

A cunt with a massive dick

Bro call me a Bruh Momentoes because ima cunt with a big dick

by Bigboris92 January 9, 2021

Mosentine

When one of your so-called "friends" takes a stinky dump in a house full of people.

At Christmas dinner, grandma snuck away from the table and returned with a huge grin on her face. She dropped a huge mosentine on all of us.

by Mike Hardley February 5, 2010

Mementoo

Mementoo is a play on the word memento. It is also the name of photomagnet printing company who print photo magnets at events.

It is a term in the French dictionary that is said at joyous occasions and in return to a toast at an event, think of it as a French version of l'chaim.

"yo! this magnet on your fridge is dope, must be Mementoo!"
"I want to raise a toast to our newly married couple, Mementoo!"

by Mementoo magnets November 29, 2018

TNT Memento Mori

TNT-Memento Mori is a crew a RDR2 that supports a pedophile. The TNT part is an abbreviation for Trash n Terrible. Owner of the crew is TNT-MIKKIM_, but he hides like a pussy on alternate accounts.

TNT Memento Mori gets their ass kicked on RDR2 by other crews.
TNT Memento Mori gets slaughtered by Murphy’s Law and hides in the lobby from ML (Murphy’s Law)

by TNT-MIKKIM_ May 8, 2022