Wakey Wakey hands off Jake

A word that is used for morning masturbation for Nz prisons officers. Only apply's to Braxton

Braxton: Hey Governor Wakey Wakey hands off Jake.

by D_strikes September 25, 2017

the seizure hand

When an epileptic person fingers a women while having a seizure with rapid shaking hands.

I gave my girl the seizure hands and she was shaking all over the place.

by The shake and bake June 28, 2017

Hand Grenade

Nice big firm juicy breast. Primarily refer to females.

Looks at those hand grenade, it is so mouthwatering that you could motorboat it all day and all night

by Menontits November 23, 2021

scrolling left handed

To scroll through photos, mostly Instagram photos, or stalk the person's account with your left hand, and using your right hand to beat your meat.

damn, some hot chick started following me on Instagram. I'm scrolling left handed.

by Jaidkdjhshf April 21, 2016

National Hands down panties month

For all of November you can put ur hands down someone pants/panties and they can’t kill you.

Sven- “Oi mate put ur hands down their panties”
Rodger-“ they’ll kill me, I can’t do that”
Sven-“It’s national hands down panties month,who cares”

by SecondarySchoolVibes October 31, 2019

second hand wet Willy

Having another person suck on your finger for you then giving someone a wet Willy

My mom and dad gave me a second hand wet Willy

by anonymous April 22, 2023

Double hand action

Petting something with two hands.

When your cat really has an itch so you give them that double hand action.

by Annayon January 2, 2022