on god

how black people either swear they telling the truth or they dont believe in god and just lie
or to say REALLY

Guy1: YO I JUST SAW SOME MOMS FIGHTING AT THE 7/11
Guy2: ON GOD?

on god by not your real June 17, 2023

Making god cry 

Making god cry is a slang term referring to an individual that is ginger.

"man that guy is really making god cry"

Making god cry by Chickenfucker37 June 27, 2023

RIZZ GOD

MY BOY JACOB HE REALLY HIMMMMMMMMMMM

JACOB IS SUCH A RIZZ GOD

RIZZ GOD by ZEZTYWAFFLES July 1, 2023

Human god 

A mortal who is worshipped as a god & may have became a god, in the afterlife.

(e.g: 'There were many Roman Emperors who claimed to be a human god').

(Note: SImilar phrases to human god include avatar, deitykin, godkin, demigod, proto-god, divinity, daemon (not demon), ascended master & apotheosized mortal).

Human god by Diana_Lucius_De_Collis July 10, 2023

Abuser God 

Yes... The only path to virtue is through cosmic abuse... But only because I will MANUALLY CLOSE THE OTHER PATHS as though I think I'm the creature I'm worshipping... It's not going to burn me forever... I'll just talk my way out of it.... This doesn't count as taking it's name in vain... I'm the good one...

Hym "Wh... Does he not realize everything he's saying about the trans applies to his Abuser God? I mean, seriously! He's like a guy who keeps stepping on the same rake! Ha!"

Iam "Oh man... That... That is hard to watch..."

Hym "HE JUST KEEPS DOING IT! WALK AROUND! JESUS CHRIST!"

Iam "Uh... Oo! That one looked bad."

Hym "Holy shit! He is really going at it isn't he? Shit, I don't even know what to do here."

Iam "Should I... Should I got over there and move it?"

Hym "No. No... Just give it a minute..."

*WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP!*

Iam "Hey! You... You gotta go around!"

*WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP!*

Iam "AROUND! GO AROUND! oh, jesus... I don't know what to do here. I don't know what to do. I..."

Hym "This... This is fucking bizarre man. I don't even find it amusing anymore... It's just weird..."

Abuser God by Hym Iam August 9, 2023

fade god

A person who consistently makes unsuccessful bets by going against the popular choice might humorously be referred to as a “fade god.” This would mean they have a knack to pick bets that go against the grain and end up being unprofitable. Their sports betting record is like a Choose Your Own Adventure book, except every page leads to bankruptcy! Keep in mind that this term is not a formal or widely accepted phrase in the gambling community.

If you want to make some real cash fade BookItWithTrent he is the one true FADE GOD. Stay Goated.

fade god by JohnnyCheetahs August 21, 2023

Serving God 

Your God is a psychopathic narcissist that you've literally been abused into worshipping. If you want to serve a psychopathic narcissist you know where to find me.

Hym "If that's what you consider 'Serving God' not only are you not actually doing that to me but you're offering conditional help to unconditionally affected people."

Serving God by Hym Iam August 29, 2023