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Jerry Fucking

Intentionally convoluting a subject matter so as to achieve a desired outcome.
Making a poll to vote on whether candy corn is disgusting and adding "I only eat it for nostalgia " as an option to skew the votes. You're Jerry Fucking the poll Brandon!
Jerry Fucking by fluent October 28, 2025

Monkey fucking a bowling ball

A manufactured problem, one that is easy to solve but not convient to the person responsible for manufacturing it. Normally it's a self solving problem, often created by management level decision makers, and would potentially negatively affect the person being asked for help in solving the problem. Artificial urgency is often imparted bu the bowling ball owner, along with the inability to self rescue & lack of understanding about the basic problem and their part in it.

A monkey would be done enjoying the bowling ball in time, without need or risk to the person trying to stop the monkey. It may attack, bite or otherwise retaliate if interrupted, but by waiting it will simply go away.

Mammals don't respond well to coitus interruptus, a bowling ball can be washed later with no risk to the person being asked for help.
A couple saw a cute bear in the park and stopped to feed it. The bear decided to finish eating their picnic basket, in the back seat. In a hurry to leave called the park rangers "Just wait a while, the bear will finish up and leave' the ranger suggested, and turning to their coworker says 'monkey fucking a bowling ball'

Dog Fucking Loser

One who has sex with dogs and does absolutely nothing with their life but this sick and perverted thing.
Hey hey, look at your dad... Dog Fucking Loser!!!
Dog Fucking Loser by ackerman_tyler November 16, 2025

Thank fucking

Having sex with someone because you're grateful for what they did.
Thank fucking Christ!
Thank fucking by Johnnybgreat November 29, 2025

You fucking pussay

When your best friend wants some of your fucking pusssssssaaaayyyy - otherwise he will get so mad that he will cream his knickers while shoving a mars bar up his nose while his boyfriend sucks the shit out of his ass.
Ill suck your fat chunky dick if u dont gimmie some of dat ass you fucking pussay
You fucking pussay by Kamhawkz1001 December 9, 2025

fat fucking chud

a person who acts as if they are a higher authority than what they are -or- who cracks a joke & no one laughs meaning they are “unfunny
“6777, laughs” pauses “i’m such a fat fucking chud, dammit” chat spams “ L joke”

mainly used for streamers especially brucedropemoff

that is where the frase originally came from.
fat fucking chud by saaysokaay December 28, 2025