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szalation 3:13

“calm down shit could be worse
never say that” -Blind by SZA

what you tell someone who’s trying to be on some bs. like stop bringing that negative energy
ivan: you know it can always get worse from here, stop freaking out
jess: haven’t you read szalation 3:13???? never say that bruh
by conspirngbitch July 7, 2023
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February 3

The sweetest and most attractive girl was born on this day. They are every redhead's crush. And no one should ever ignore their birthday just because almost every super bowl lands on that day.
Person with red hair: That person born on February 3 is soooo hot
Person 2: You should ask them out.
by starlight12345 November 2, 2022
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Ephesians 1:3

Noun; The act of several men in skin colored gimps suits performing a boococky whilst on 10 foot tall A-frame latters.

A sex act based on the line in Ephesians talking about the Lords love coming from above.
Just like the in the Bible, she felt the love from on high, when she received an Ephesians 1:3 from the boys.
by vesu December 21, 2018
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<3

It means that the person who sent it thinks that you are not necessarily a loser, but are not as cool as the 2 other people they're currently having sex with.. You just aren't as good as 3 people are, and you can't do what 2 additional people can do for them
Emo: hey can we smash?
Person you want to smash with: <3 (sorry you're just not as good as the menage et trois I'm having, loser)
by Kalalalalala September 25, 2021
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Formerly known as Nightmare at Disney No Duck, changed on September 14th 2025 to it's current name
person: yoo i just beat Ultament Eats The Duck So Theres A Duck Kidnapped In My Cam 3 (Ultament Is Cam 3)
ultament: fuck you im not fat
by xaern25 September 13, 2025
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Todoroki's Waifu <3

Todo for short, is a person who is very cool and laid back, yet they do worry about you cause they care about you. They have very nice tendencies and will be nice too most people who come their way, unless their rude. They are also very beautiful and will always be humble about it.

Basically just an amazing person.
She's definitely a Todo (Todoroki's Waifu <3) type of person
by verysmort September 25, 2020
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3 a week ultimatum

When a sexually frustrated person expresses to their partner that if the relationship can last any longer, they need to be intimate at least 3 times a week.
After months and months of the couple hardly ever having sex, Dan gave Jessica the 3 a week ultimatum to try to avoid him having to end the relationship.
by Ryan331 December 9, 2023
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