Joe

Simone funny and kind

Joe is kind

by 🦋sadperson🦋 December 18, 2021

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Joe was your typical fortnite gamer whos obsession for childrens assholes took over his live. At night Joe regularies wonders the shit hole arbroath where he abducts children spreading their ass cheeks, filling their ass with fresh hummus. Joe would then rape them in every possible hole. He would then drop them off home which a complementary jar of mayo. Joe is the most wanted criminal known to man due to him recently breaking the record for most dead dogs raped in a day. 600 is now the record. I use to fill his lunch box with moldy cheese because if I didnt he would fill my pantie drewer with hummis. I've tried to help him with his addition but the smell of dirty nappies gives him orgy strength which cant stop him from getting to children.

he did a joe all over the wall

by Debbie Noble June 17, 2019

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Sloppy Joe

When a guy or girl is taking a mean shit and getting their dick sucked a pussy licked.

Man, I ate a spicy taco last night and when I was taking a shit in the morning, my girlfriend gave me a sloppy joe. #wifematerial

by servega June 9, 2018

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Joe

Most beautiful man you will ever meet,inside and outside.
Great taste of humor,protects and cares deeply about the ones he loves. He will do anything to make you happy and show you everything you missed out on,will make you have a lot of orgasms tho.
He will worry about you a lot,he's very sensitive but hides it well. Sometimes a bit complicated feelings,learn to read between the lines.If you find a Joe,don't let him go,listen to him and his life changing ideas,ask him about brain-melting things and fall in love with him. Don't hurt him,he only deserves love,and a good night of sleep for once.

Rebecca: so how do you feel about Joe?
Kriss: i think i am in love with Joe

by Imapickyeatersorry November 22, 2021

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