D-Bait

A statement made by someone to intentionally provoke a debate or to be a dick.

Dan: "Have you heard what the democrats are up to???"

Jim: "I'm not falling for that d-bait"

by ScreenCrushsMom April 14, 2020

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T te d

"T te d" means giant looser. There can be no greater looser than a "t te d." He/she is the looser of loosers.

Alexander: Hey look at that guy named Morris.
Good man: Yeah, he must be a t te d

by BMIV April 14, 2020

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Stalker D

A guy who used to stalk your parents therefore the stalker part but now just likes it when you whip him on minecraft

“Have you see stalker d?”
“No, haven’t you heard he’s in hospital for whipping himself in real life”

by Chickenfabpants April 16, 2020

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D

D is a dick. If your searching it up, your nasty. Grow up. You already knew that. Or... you are a boomer, and you heard your grandson say something about a d on the phone.

His d was huge

by Oof Mcgregor April 19, 2020

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D the water

Testing the temperature of water by sticking your dick in it

Friend 1: I don't have a thermometer, how am I going to measure the temperature of this water?
Friend 2: don't worry, I'll d the water for you

by Phlumpchewus cuboid February 11, 2020

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The John D. Theory

Any object, substance, or person has been created or built by a man/woman named John/Joan D. Whatever they created takes the place of their last name.

The John D. Theory is as follows: John D. Earth, also known as God, created the Earth.

by Kyle Ninneman February 28, 2020

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