Skip to main content

Kick a tall friend

Everybody has a talk friend so on November 5th your allowed to kick them ANYWHERE
Tom: I'm the tallest person here

Mary:But its November 5 th Kick a tall friend day ahahah
Tom:OH NO!
by francis miller YT November 2, 2019
mugGet the Kick a tall friend mug.

Next Best Friend

When a new acquaintance is identified as displaying the traits you'd like in a friend, and a friendship with that person is then pursued.
(Not to be confused with 'New Best Friend')
I met this cool guy named Paul on Saturday. He's going to be my next best friend.
by the REAL Lex Complex November 22, 2011
mugGet the Next Best Friend mug.

Birthday Friend Ratio

On your Birthday, take the number of birthday greetings you get on Facebook and divide by total number of friends.
I have a Birthday Friend Ratio close to 1 because I don't add acquaintances nor do I accept their friend requests.
by elseTM October 29, 2011
mugGet the Birthday Friend Ratio mug.

my friend jim

A Fictional friend of Donald Trump. Donald Trump repeats ridiculous things that supposedly were said by "Jim" in order to make his followers believe he actually has a friend and to make it seem like his ridiculous ideas are shared by others.
My friend Jim always says that if your not colluding with Russia, then you are not "really" trying to win.
by Dredpirate64 July 13, 2017
mugGet the my friend jim mug.

Scattergood Friends School

A quaker boarding school in west branch, lowa. "college prep, " manifested through over-scheduling students and assigning them copious amounts of homework, all while taking their phones at night and giving them a bedtime. Notorious for its student work program, which is a fantastic source of child labor that parents pay tuition for. Also notorious for its farm immersion program for the first month of the year, which includes even more child labor with some good-natured farm trivia sprinkled in. Led by an out-of-touch administration that gets away with being racist, transphobic, and homophobic, despite being a "progressive" school. Huge drug/alcohol problem - there's not a lot to do at a d-list boarding school in the middle of an lowan cornfield except develop a nicotine addiction from the jul you bribed some senior to buy you in lowa city. Students often transfer out at the end of the year (or even at semester), with few making it all four years. Only notable alumnus was a bolivian president that everyone in bolivia hated.
“why’s that get taken down?”
“because Scattergood Friends School doesn’t believe in freedom of speech
by johnscattergood May 21, 2022
mugGet the Scattergood Friends School mug.

just good friends

something to call someone you really don't want to admit to ever having a sexual relationship with because they are probably one nasty ass noob.
by k-pog July 13, 2004
mugGet the just good friends mug.

Step friend with benefits

The love between 2 people usally the age betwenn 12-18
by anonymous January 30, 2021
mugGet the Step friend with benefits mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email