community nut napkin

a shared towel used to ejaculate in with the boys, preferably placed in the bathroom

“Kyle, where’s the community nut napkin?”

by stupiddthicc September 28, 2019

Bust A Nut Day

November 11 International bust a nut day and yes you won’t be breaking NNN

Someone: Hey is November 11 do you what that means

Me: No

Someone: It’s Bust A Nut Day and guess what you don’t break NNN

by TheCheeseMan101 November 1, 2020

illegal use of nut

When you're banging a hot female referee and you nut somewhere she don't want you to

I was going to town on my sons soccer ref and I pulled out and blew my load in her hair, she penalized me for illegal use of nut

by Illegal use of nut July 23, 2017

Phantom Nut Syndrome

A condition where a man with only one testicle has such intense sexual intercourse he feels as if his testicle was still there. The condition only lasts for minutes afterwords and has been reported to effect both hetero and homosexuals.

She gave me Phantom Nut syndrome last night. It's almost like it came back just so i could get the most out of sex.

by Halfaman December 19, 2009

Hard Nut Tap

Just the worse fucking thing.

I’m gonna give you a Hard Nut Tap

by RoadkillSquirrel August 16, 2021

kung-fu nut

1. To crucially ejaculate. Preferably, more than three feet onto someone.

1. I just kung-fu nutted on that ho's face.
2. Damn, he kung-fu nutted on my face.
3.Oh my god, NOT THE KUNG-FU NUT!
4. That bitch is so fine, makes me wanna kung-fu nut all over that ass.

by Hans Job December 29, 2007

3 Nut November

3 Nut November is the easier version of No Nut November (for people that have a girlfriend and have to keep her happy.)
In 3 Nut November you HAVE to nut 3 times not more or less and if you dont you fail it.

My Girlfriends Unhappy she needs my dick i think i'll participate in 3 Nut November this year instead of No Nut November.

by William D.White Blackman November 9, 2021