Skyrim job

1: Not an actual job in Skyrim
2: The act of hanging ones ass of the bed to have it eaten.

"Man she hung her ass of the bed..it was just floating there...so I had to give her a Skyrim job"

by Captainfabulouscockandballs December 3, 2013

Jim Job

Someone has to pry it open and James has to stick his skinny fingers in.

He pulled a Jim Job back there on Betty.

by Tipsy Siren December 5, 2020

Blog job

Also a blogh job. A type of bullshit job - a pseudo business - that takes all of a person's time without any profit.

- Hey, John, what have you been doin' with yourself lately?
- Been doin' my blog job.
- Have you blown enough to rent a room and move away from your mama?
- Nah, a blog job is not that much paid as a blowjob...

by Murdoc Kylburne February 13, 2019

Fuck Job

Getting royally screwed over when you don't have to be.

Rolling a 1 and a 2 in backgammon is a fuck job.

by MrCrypes February 11, 2021

job market

A fictitious term invented by Corporate America to make people think that they actually have a chance at getting a job. Nowadays its harder than hell to get a job because none of these stupid ass recruiters takes anybody seriously when anyone applies. They use AI to filter out resumes which makes it even harder for a resume to by seen by aforementioned stupid ass recruiters. These motherfuckers come up with more reasons to not hire anybody than to actually hire anybody! What's the point in calling it a "market" if there's hardly any way in receiving the actual "product" a job? Sounds more like a lottery than a "market". Fucking ridiculous!

Hey, everyone keeps talking about this job market but I still can't get a job because I keep getting ghosted by "recruiters". Why call it a job market if I can't get a job?

by fedup job seeker August 16, 2025

Suck job

When someone orally penetrates your penis.

Maria, did you do a suck job last night?

by mynamesuckslol March 17, 2019

Ems job

An Ems job is a synonym to job town on the fire side. Ems job is used by ambulance drivers who were not able to become fireman and were forced to either work on private Ems or stuck on the ambulance rotation forever on the fire department. Ems job or jobs is used when the ambulance company takes a pounding during a 24 hour shift and gets no sleep and is backed up by reports.

Ems jobs for days, haven’t seen the starion in 12 hours and 12 reports behind .

by vuk322 November 30, 2021