God

Bingus

Binugus is God

by Eatabigmac January 21, 2022

God-smack

Like the most high God, king of kings, just smacked you in the face with amazing signs and wonders.

"He is wearing John 20:9 on his t-shirt. After reading it, I'm God-smacked."

by Cyberpanda March 17, 2024

God

The creator of the universe. God is always great. You can’t disagree with this.

God is good
God is great
God is good
God is great
God is good

by beluga the suzzi cat June 4, 2023

God

God, also know by many as ‘Elio’, is a being with the most perfect and fullest of beards. He has nicely proportioned ears and is very tall.
It is said that ‘Elio’ is attracted to dodos, specifically the very rare ‘long necked dodos with 14inch grippers’….They also have a terrible credit score which is the main attraction towards this type of dodo. There are many unworthy dodos that cannot simply fathom the fact that ‘Elio’ is a god, however those dodos get shown in different ways as time goes by

Elio is a god

by Alisha’s mum September 24, 2022

Made in the image of God

No, it... Um... It doesn't say that about women. It says women are made from Adam's rib.

Dr. JeepJorp "But... Um... I... That's a... You see, the translation... Or something... You see know God PUNISHES Moses for kind of vaguely trying to 'force' the stick to be magic in the story, right? So I can broaden that into a condemnation of rape kind of, right? Cus we're made in the image of God, you see... Um... Yeah..."

by Hym Iam March 14, 2024

Slump god

To be in deep sleep or slumped. Can also be used as a verb.

Blazer slept through his class because he was slump god.

by MaSoNwOrK February 20, 2021

pick-up god

The god of pick-up lines. Probably the most smooth, handsome, and hilarious person you'll ever meet. This man is not only fast on the track, but also fast to steal your girl. His regiment of pick-up lines make all other guys, besides his four demigods, seem sub-par. His mortal form takes shape as a guy names Garrett or "@not_garrettm" on twitter. Some of his powers include: Being able to snatch your girl, using pick-up lines to manipilulate people, the ability to rate a girl 1-10 in the first 7 seconds of seeing her, and he can even rub his stomach and pat his head at the same time. Pick-Up God is the most handsome and funny person you'll ever meet. If you ever get the chance to be in his prescene, listen to his pick-up line, you won't be dissapointed.

"Are you talking to anyone right now?"
"Well this guy came up to me and said a pick-up line and gave me his number."
"OMG that must be the Pick-Up God!"

by Ahotchick April 22, 2014