Friends w/ Benefits

friends with benefits

A healthy, fun sexual relationship between two people who are friends or are becoming friends.

Can also involve hugging, kissing, snuggling or any other physical activity that meets the needs of both parties, without romantic feelings involved. Able to look or act romantically but without worry of feelings beyond friendship. A relationship that fulfills needs for both involved.

Chuck and I are friends w/ benefits. We’re able to snuggle, make out, have sex, kiss or cuddle without worrying about needless drama of an actual relationship.

by Hyperion1001 March 2, 2022

Birthday Friend Ratio

On your Birthday, take the number of birthday greetings you get on Facebook and divide by total number of friends.

I have a Birthday Friend Ratio close to 1 because I don't add acquaintances nor do I accept their friend requests.

by elseTM October 29, 2011

Lunch Table Friend

Someone who you'd sit with at lunch but is too weird and/or stupid to hang out with anywhere else. In many cases could be a fuck boy.

(blank) is fine to be around but he's just a lunch table friend.

by Sovereign K. December 20, 2014

boy best friend

U guys r in like with each other but don’t have the balls to admit it , you guys go on ft and talk everyday precisely snap , and never get tired of each other , always think abt each other , and everyone ships you guys or wants u 2 to date , maybe even teacher incourages you guys to date, y’all are single , but y’all act like u guys r together , just not in a relationship and gets instantly jealous if one or another talks to another guy or girl. You guys r really just overthinking a lot and not expressing your true feelings towards one another , you guys always are near each other 24/7 . You guys r so happy when u speak to each other and share so many laughs , you guys need each other always.

O look there’s your man (boy best friend) that’s not your man !

by callala November 19, 2019

Too many friends

The last resort for removing people on facebook. While it has been possible to reach a 5,000 friend limit, the excuse is usually used to get rid of the annoying 'friends' you added or accepted to build up your friend count, or those who are no longer friends.
Can also be used to explain trimming your 'friends' down to just your real ones, not the myriad of acquaintances or suggested friends that build up.

Bob; 'Hey, Mike was asking why you deleted him on fb last night? Was it something to do with you walking in on him and your sister...'

John; 'Oh, no, tell him too many friends.'

Bob; 'The hell, you have like 200 friends?'

John; 'Exactly.'

Facebook status; 'Hey, sorry guys, too many friends. If I delete you, don't add me, cheers.'

by Jimdawg2 July 5, 2010

plastic cup friend

A person you meet at an event or bar who is cool to hang out with at the time but you never talk to or hang out with again. A throw away friend.

He was really cool at the bar last night, but he's definitely a plastic cup friend.

by tocathe1 May 24, 2014

Addictive Friend Syndrome

A person who you meet for the first time and they blow up your phone everday and every weekend.

Heather-"Should I text Tim tonight and see what he is doing tonight?"

Vanessa- "No! You just hungout with him lastnight."

Heather-"Okay, I wont."
30 seconds later.....
Heather-"So I just texted Tim, and he hasnt responded yet..."

Vanessa-"You officially have Addictive Friend Syndrome."

by vanclar24 July 10, 2010