Dog Woman

someone who's rarely shaven stubble vaginal passage can hold up to 4+ fingers and be content. Tends to have a face slightly resembling a cromagnon with slightly protruding eyebrows. It stands at about 5' 10" and is broad shouldered. This creature has hair that is long and matted from overuse, and an upper lip with a thick layer of blonde hair that the creature pretends doesn't exist.

Bob said, "Wow i can't believe that Bailey Smith said my hand wasn't enough so I had to use my head!" Jeff replied in disgust, "WOW! What a Dog Woman! There should be a warning on those things!"

by normal dude man October 28, 2009

Chili Dogging

When a man or woman wakes their boyfriend or shemale partner up by taking a wet sloppy dump all over their dick.

Example: Craig was tired of his realtionship going no where with his boyfriend so one day he took it upon himself to wake him by making a sloppy mess of his gentalia by unloading his wet, sloppy, hot, and spicy chili pile all over his cock. Craig's Chili masked his cock with a stinky, musky, wretched, arousing, scent. Then Craig's boyfriend Matt awoke and said what the fuck Craig?! What is it Matt aren't you hungry for "Chili Dogs"? Well... I do like me some good ol' fashionable "Chili Dogging" Matt exclaimed.

by ThefriendlyTaco May 3, 2017

Hot dog

When a man sticks his penis in a womans roll of fat. Like a sausage in a roll.

i hot dogged that big chick at the party last night

by The Wolff Man May 6, 2010

walking the dog

It means giving head, eating a girl out, or eating pussy, the song 'walkin the dog' by Rufus Thomas (also covered by the Stones) has lyrics indirectly making references to felacio.

"i was walking the dog for days before i smashed her out!"

by sacto May 25, 2008

Chilli Dog

When a guy rubs his penis between his partners bum cheeks in a dry humping motion and ejaculates at the top of the crack.

Imagine the policeman's surprise when he opened the car door to see Hugh Grant chilli dogging Divine Brown.

by Mad Skillz November 24, 2004

wet dog

The round kid at school or work that looks like a big wet dog thats just emerged from a large amount of pond water. Usually has a 24-hour 'wet' appearance.

youth 1 "Hey look it's Garnett!"
youth 2 "wet dog!"
youth 3 "hey wet dog!"
youth 4 "Garnett, do you know you look like a wet dog?"

by Bulf89 April 27, 2006

dog legs

When a crack whore is taken in the alley for sloppy seconds, and four latinos bang her; hence the name "dog legs". Also known as "giraffe shuffle" beacuase of four penis like extremities.

Latino 1: that whore was great, lets take her back for some dog legs.

Latino 2: Sounds great ese.

by kevin sly July 14, 2006