Boonsboro Breakfast Bowl

When you crack an egg in someone’s anus as lubricant, than proceed to ejaculate. The person squats over top of you and farts the contents back out.

That girl should work at IHOP after that world class, Boonsboro Breakfast Bowl she gave me in bed this morning.

by Pax Wilder January 31, 2026

Jake Breaking

The urgent sprint to the bathroom when a bowel movement is moments away, during which involuntary, drawn-out farts act as a natural braking system—slowing the runner down just enough to avoid completely shitting themselves.

• “Man took off down the hallway but hit some serious jake breaking near the stairs.”
• “After that gas station burrito, it was nothing but jake breaking all the way home.”

by Mr. Curlez711 February 20, 2026

Axe breaker

A slur targeted to villagers in Minecraft can be used on anyone or anything. It means to waste time

It originated when I was rolling mending and my axe broke and I claimed “this damn axe breaker”

Axe breaker; a waste of time

That girl is an Axe Breaker, she’ll take your money then leave.

by KingOfTheCasells March 7, 2026

Camus breakfast

a Camus breakfast is defined as watching the sun rise while drinking a strong black coffee and smoking a cigarette. Some variations can be made depending on the type of coffee and tobacco product, such as a “stranger breakfast” having a coffee with milk instead of black.

Hudson spent all night drinking and decided to cap the night with a Camus breakfast.

by Phillip. S March 2, 2025

Aurora Breakfast Skillet

When one shoves 3 eggs, 1/4 pound of cheddar, a green pepper, and a slice of ham in their ass, twerks until blended and squeezes it out on another's chest.

Zach couldn't satisfy his woman so she made him an Aurora Breakfast Skillet the next morning.

by Fugnub March 11, 2025

Cry break

A cry break is a break you take to cry to management when a coworker hurts your feelings by refusing to do your job for you.

Where's Brian ? He's been gone for 20 minutes

Other coworker: I don't know

He must be on a cry break

by Green 48 March 19, 2025

Rodgers Break

A Rodgers Break is when you disappear during the work day frequently to "utilize the latrine" for 30-45 minutes at a time.

"Where is Rodgers?" "Rodgers Break." "Again??"

by rodneyhater March 28, 2025