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balls on the table

risking everything

a shortened way of saying the phrase
Don't "put your balls on the table, or she'll smash it with a frying pan"
zach:wow man don't propose tonight
Cj:what the hell why not
Zach im just saying you'll be putting your balls on the table
by PB SLAPPER June 26, 2010
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ball bashing

Ball Bashing is when a woman or a man Kicks a man in his balls because he enjoys the pain.
Johnathon asked Lilli to kick him in the balls, he enjoys the pain.

Lilli enjoys giving a ball bashing; it make her happy.
by Diva-Temper August 4, 2014
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my balls!

Shouted by a person with a testicles after they are hit in them . Preceded or succeeded by groaning , moaning , grunting , sqeauling and /of crying , while clutching the scrotum overhand or underhand . Eyes may bulge wide and go cross eyed as well.
Woman kicks man in the the testicles*
Man doubles over clutches his crotch 😯😦😮😲😫😱” My BALLS!”
by Decemberguy February 12, 2019
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damon balls

A word that describes people who have lost there testicles as a result of injury or other perils.
Oh my god, that old mad has damon balls!
by Dictify January 4, 2009
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ball twitcher

an expression used when lifting something heavy. it can also be used to describe other things, such as how cold it is outside.
Zane: Man those boxes were heavy! My balls are hanging to the floor!

Baron: Yeah that was a real ball twitcher.
by tuna fisherman December 16, 2008
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Cotton balling

The act of soaking a cotton ball in any type of alcohol until the cotton ball is saturated. One then places the cotton ball up their butt in order to quicken the effects of being drunk.
Dude, did you see Jeffery last night?
No, Why?
He was cotton balling out of his mind.
by MedMen October 15, 2010
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ball meat

Example 1:
Frat boy: "That party last night was total ball meat bro."

Example 2:
Tiger Woods: "I went to a Nickelback concert over the weekend. It was ball meat!"
by The Great Gatzby May 10, 2010
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