Butter my buttcheeks

The feeling when you go down a metal or rubber slide in hot weather

"that slide better not butter my buttcheeks"

by AlfredKetchup December 17, 2023

duck butter

similar "little ceasers" garlic sauce; in feel, smell, and taste; an condiment only found on the human body, stictly on the male body, somewheres between the balls and the asshole (taint) and within that vicinity you will always find some type of cheesy "duck butter"

me: GAG! (choking) URP!! (throwing up)
pig: WHAT THE FUCK ARENT YOU GOING TO FINISH ME OFF???
me: SMELLS LIKE SWEATY GYM SOCKS AND TASTES LIKE "DUCK BUTTER DOWN" THERE BRO TAKE A SHOWER AND FUCK OFF!

by nkclbc1878 September 4, 2023

Buttering corn

When you use chapstick to apply lube to a penis, in the same way you would butter a cob of corn.

At home, I usually use regular lube, but buttering corn is so much easier on road trips or long flights.

by Scrooge McSucc October 23, 2016

Peanut butter dick

A nasty dude with a small penis with brown stuff Oozing out the tip.

“eww John has a peanut butter dick.” “Peanut butter dick is nasty.”

by Figure it out you pussy bitch September 12, 2019

Duck butter

A gooey and buttery substance that is produced in your taint when having sex it causes a quaking sound giving it the name duck butter

Eat my duck butter

by Buttery taint January 4, 2019

cowchair in the butter

n. root cowchair: a girl with a nice body you would bone but has a "butter face", so you might have to paper bag her to keep it up.

Girl with hot body:(turns around)
Guy 1:"Uggh.. cowchair in the butter!"
Guy 2:" Holy crap yeah."
Girl: "I read Urban definitions!" (runs away crying)
Guys: "Wait I've got a bag!"

by Porkbutter April 15, 2007

buttering a hotdog

When a female acquires butt sweat and then the male takes his penis and rubs it in between her butt cheeks until his penis is covered in sweat, thus buttering his hotdog.

dude, did you hear last night that brad was buttering a hotdog with angelina

That's gross, I hope she didnt eat it afterwards.

by ballsbigmund October 10, 2011