by differentgravey2 June 22, 2020
Get the simp kingmug. The main distinguishing feature of any simp is that they have empathy only towards the opposite sex (one-sided).
Consequently they tend to: be in favor (or pro-) opposite sex, interpret everything in the opposite sex's favor; xenophobically hate their own sex (all penis holders are evil by default, half of the time other simps are exempt from this) with or without hating themselves for being of that sex; more often than not be submissive to the opposite sex, place the opposite sex on a pedestal.
They can have any personality, body, appearance, smv, success, money..; consequently the more of these things they possess the more "authority fallacy" may be exerted in support of this bias.
Consequently they tend to: be in favor (or pro-) opposite sex, interpret everything in the opposite sex's favor; xenophobically hate their own sex (all penis holders are evil by default, half of the time other simps are exempt from this) with or without hating themselves for being of that sex; more often than not be submissive to the opposite sex, place the opposite sex on a pedestal.
They can have any personality, body, appearance, smv, success, money..; consequently the more of these things they possess the more "authority fallacy" may be exerted in support of this bias.
What a simp!
by veinsofgold October 5, 2020
Get the simpmug. by Spoopy06 March 17, 2020
Get the Simpmug. 
An acronym for...
1. Shallow insecure materialist pervert
2. Shrek is my prince
3. Stop, I might puke
1. Shallow insecure materialist pervert
2. Shrek is my prince
3. Stop, I might puke
by Skatershoes May 24, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Someone who is basic as fuck ...in other terms there is either a shared personality or no personality to be found at all.
by Patty Pendergast April 23, 2020
Get the simpmug.