Clenched penis

Someone who is
a) irritating you
b) starting an argument
c) called marnie

Marnie: "I'm so dumb and stupid"
Bibs & Neve: " Yeah because you're a clenched penis"

Clenched penis by smellyboy101 June 22, 2016

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llama penis

A term usually used to define an elderly man that you are having sex with if their penis is hairy and the hair is white. Is also the genitalia of a male llama.

Last night, I fucked a llama penis.

llama penis by CrotchLlamas June 1, 2017

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Funny penis sex

Penis sex that is very funny, the most common kind of penis sex.

Dude, I totally had funny penis sex with Jessica last night! She kept referencing Hans Teeuwen, it was awesome!

Funny penis sex by Intellect 2 November 15, 2020

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Infant Penis Syndrome

Infant Penis Syndrome, also known as Luke Brown Syndrome, is when your penis remains the size of an infants for your entire life, leaving you with getting zero play.

Damnnn, Luke Brown told me he had infant penis syndrome last week.

Infant Penis Syndrome by LukeBrownHasASmallPenis April 25, 2023