Squeeze one out

To go and shit.

I a be right back. I got a go and squeeze one out.

by Judge dredd7 August 20, 2011

One Week Anniversary

What 13-year-olds perceive as the best day of their lives and they think it's the next step to marriage. They're ready to maul their one-week-long boyfriend's boner.

Shanghai: OMG I can't believe it's been one week with bae!!! I love you so much <3<3<3<3<3<3<3
Tokyo: OMG want to cum ovur and celebrate with some friends? :):):):):):):) Happy one week anniversary!
Logical Person: Fuck you both, you're both fucking stupid. You're 0-years-old and think you're the coolest person. Stop looking for attention you asshole.

by MoonShark July 21, 2016

One Eyed Pirate

The act of a female impersonating a one legged pirate by allowing her lover to kick her in the shins and cum in one of her eyes.

Girl 1: "why are you limping and wearing an eye patch today?"

Girl 2: "Oh, my boyfriend just gave me the old one eyed pirate last night. Aarrrrrrrrr me hearties!"

by DannyBoy78 September 27, 2008

one string banjo

organ with a single banjo string, ie the penis

Kyle: What were you up to last night?
James: I was playing my guitar
Kyle: Yeah? are you sure it wasn't the one string banjo, u tosser

by spankypants52 May 4, 2009

Leave One Deep

When you ejaculate inside of a woman during unprotected sex.

“Damn dog, I’m gonna leave one deep in my girlfriend tonight.”

by Emilio Babot September 30, 2019

to frap one's ccino

anal sex with implied gayness

Oh my god, Taylor totally fraped my ccino last night

by heh March 25, 2003

One word text

when you are too tired to text back
or you are doing something else when you are texting

"i love staying up past midnight"
"k"
"it's so fun"
"ik"
"are you one word texting me? are you asleep?"
"ye"

by daisydoodooadallop May 10, 2015