3 Nut November

3 Nut November is the easier version of No Nut November (for people that have a girlfriend and have to keep her happy.)
In 3 Nut November you HAVE to nut 3 times not more or less and if you dont you fail it.

My Girlfriends Unhappy she needs my dick i think i'll participate in 3 Nut November this year instead of No Nut November.

by William D.White Blackman November 9, 2021

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Deez Fuckin Nuts

Emerson You Are The Best Girlfriend In The World ❤️.

Holy shit Deez Fuckin Nuts taste like a ham samitch

by phatdaddyt February 22, 2021

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Short-Term Nut

When you're reminiscing about how nice of a nut you had and you try and remember what you nutted to, but you completely forget. And then you spend the next 10 minutes trying to remember but you just can't. Then you start hallucinating, thinking you found the video, but it's just another amateur rip off where the thot is clearly in her 40's.

>Not to be confused with the Mandela Nut.

"Hey man, I could hear you through the wall, that sounded liked a pretty good nut. Can you tell me the video?"
"Oh sure, It's uh... It's uh..."
"Sounds like short-term nut to me."

by soap tastes alright August 15, 2018

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chocolate nut burst

When you're reading a Snicker's Marathon Bar and realize you are obsessed with sexualizing everything. Then you check to see if it's been posted on urbandictionary yet.

status update: The Snickers Marathon bar I was given yesterday advertises a "Chocolate Nut Burst."

by nogang March 23, 2011

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Post nut shisha

After you have nutted in/on someone or from watching porn and you go to a shisha lounge for a smoke and relax. The feeling is the best.

John: Dude, yesterday I nutted in my date then got in the car and drove to have post nut shisha. That smoke was perfect.
Brian: I need to try that when I cum next, I love shisha

by ItsameaMari0 December 7, 2021

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